Seize the (chance to make fish puns every) day — Carp Per Diem
There are now almost 12 million fish puns on social media [cetacean needed].
Another power cut reminds me that someone needs to invent NTP-synced kitchen appliances so I can buy them.
I am never ever buying a well insulated, energy efficient house again. ☀️🔥😩🔥
I don’t know who or what a ‘party parrot’ is but Slack has made it an essential part of my daily business communications.
After 10 years on Facebook it’s no longer a source of much joy. Deleted the apps 2 weeks ago. No sense of missing out.
I do love the Macan and the Turbo more-so, but this is brave…
Decided to really embrace being in my 40’s so blasting Dire Straits on the 🎧 and dropping 🐟 puns on Slack.
‘Not vegan’ is my favourite type of food.
☀️ Today is far too nice a day to go to work. We should have snap bank holidays as well as elections.